Syria about to get Yellow-caked

I was wondering when the US and the UK were going to get around to instigating military action in the Middle East again.  It’s been 10 years since we really pulled any serious shit; overtly, I mean.  I imagine the Military-Industrial Club House is starting to get awkwardly silent.

William Hague warned on Monday that force may be the only viable option in response to what the Government believes was a chemical attack by the Syrian regime which killed hundreds of people in Damascus last week.

In other news, Halliburton stock = BUY. That shit will be over $150 in three months.